I deny any knowledge of a new project. I deny that this project is taking place at work on my lunch break. I deny that this was any justification for starting any project prior to my March 1st starting date established and duly ratified by me. I did not receive any packages from Canada recently in the mail. This is a complete fabrication. Any information you may receive regarding the alleged stealth project is wrong. After all, I don't knit lace; how preposterous!
The alleged "project"